- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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