Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

A Duck walks into a bar.

That is so fetch

c-? men, C-men

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

boobs.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Stop Spam Read Books

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Manchester City

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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