- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

My Boyfriend

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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