- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What does water smell like? water.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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