- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

your mom is so fat.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

my mind's eye?

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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