What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

i just wrote this so hard

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Hey, Max!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

womans rights...

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

why was the man sad? his wife died

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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