What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Your dads dead. lol

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

boys

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Youre mom is so dead...

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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