What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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