- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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