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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

I once did something.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Vagina.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

KONY 2012

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Knock, Knock. Come in!

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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