why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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69

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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Woman's Rights

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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GONNA

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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