- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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