wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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