Why can't jokes spit?

sky's sty

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

I need to start studying.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Vagina.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

KONY 2012

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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