A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Once upon a time, The end.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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