What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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