- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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