- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

YEAH THEY DO!

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

mikey is cute

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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