- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What comes after 23? 24.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Barack Obama plays basketball

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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