- Anti Joke

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

taking out the trash... at night

Do you know the muffin man? No

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.