Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

womens rights

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

charlie sheen

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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