- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

i like it in the mouth

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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