- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

A black student graduated High School

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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