- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Do you know the muffin man? No

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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