- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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