What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

guest what i love pancakes

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

who is awesome? no one...

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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