- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Im gay What about you

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

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