- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Mitt Romney

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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