- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

This is not funny.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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