- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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