You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Kys

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Anti Joke

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