- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

It says so on your cap.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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