- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

A train poops its pants.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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