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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Adam Chebali has no life

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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