- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Ask me if im a tree? No

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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