What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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