- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

no really what are ur names?

The Female Orgasm

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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