Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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