- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

why was the boy crying he had cancer

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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