- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

The Game.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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