- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

A terrorist robs a walrus.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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