- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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