- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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