What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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