- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

My mum is called Steve

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Hi, my name is Jake.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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