What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Anti Joke

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