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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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