Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

Kefka > Sephiroth

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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