- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

a. why? b. because

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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