Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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