- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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