- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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