What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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New mission: refuse this mission

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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My mom

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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8--------------------- penis

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Anti Joke

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