- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

your mom gave me head.....phones

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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