- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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