-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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