What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Why do fat people commit suicide

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

i committed murder

How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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