- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Women's rights.

feminine literature

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

no really what are ur names?

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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