- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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