Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Women's Rights..

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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