- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

I killed someone on minecraft.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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