- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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