why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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