- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*