What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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