Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

A person from Singapore eats

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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