A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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