- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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