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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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