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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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