how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

get in the car.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

taking out the trash... at night

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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