- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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