Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Patriarchy.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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