- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

National security?

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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