What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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