- Anti Joke

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

National security?

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

why are balck people black because they are

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Barack Obama

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.