- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

I need to start studying.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

My love life

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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