What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

a seal walks into a club.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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