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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

So I was walking down the road today

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

punchline below punchline above

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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