- Anti Joke

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver