What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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It's all Taggart

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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