Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Men

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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