- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

batman has diarrhea

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