Yo Momma So Fat!

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

A seal walks into a club.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

An Asian man fails a math test

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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