I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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Stealth baseballs record

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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