- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

I think everybody should have a penis.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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