- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

You know whats funny Aids

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What's 1+1? 69.

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