Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Neither did she.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Racial equality.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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