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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

I like Pi. It can make circles.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

The chicken crossed the road.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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