- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Black people being friendly.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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