- Anti Joke

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Your mom went to college

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.