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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

darude- sandstorm

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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