An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

U mad?

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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