What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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im gay

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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