- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

i like it in the mouth

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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women's rights

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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