- Anti Joke

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.