- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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