- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Please? No.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Who wants water? I do.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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