- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

angelosnyder is not gay

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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