Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Bob Saget that is all

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

Women's Rights.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

What did the man say to his doctor?

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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