- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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