Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

PIED NINNY!

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What is the difference?

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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