- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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