Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Anti Joke

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