Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

This is funny.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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