what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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whats 7+4? 74

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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