- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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