Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The Earth is a nice place to live.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

thumb_up thumb_down +2

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

thumb_up thumb_down +2

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

thumb_up thumb_down +2

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops