- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

Black people being friendly.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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