What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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my egg roll

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Rick santorum

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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