try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Women's Rights..

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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