- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Rick santorum

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

my egg roll

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Knock Know! Come in!

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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