What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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