- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Justin Bieber.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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