- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

This is an anti-joke.

do you wanna hear a joke school

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Do the roar!

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Anti Joke

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