What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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the midget went to the midget store

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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