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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Justin Bieber.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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