Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

honest politician

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Women's rights.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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