- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are flowers.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

women's rights.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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