- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

who is not good looking? mon morello

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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