- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Who invented apple? God

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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