- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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