Justin Bieber.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

I'm hungry.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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