- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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