- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What did death say to life? Go die

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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