- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Feminism

Corn Muffins

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

23

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??