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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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