Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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