Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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