- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Hey! Where is my tracker?

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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