- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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