- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Good afternoon.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Shea's sty....

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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