- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

I need to start studying.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

How do you end a sentence

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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