So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

guess what what that wasnt it

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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