- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Who wants water? I do.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Feminism

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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