- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

The Princess is in another castle

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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