- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

How high is a Chinaman

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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