- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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