- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Lindsay Lohan

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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