- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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