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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off