Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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