Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Penis.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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