What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

So I was walking down the road today

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Stealth baseballs record

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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