- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Women can vote? WTF

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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