What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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eat a hot dog

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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