- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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