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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a joke? Funny

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Two planes walk into an office building

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

a skinny sumo wrestler

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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