- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What? Yes.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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