- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

ME NAME IS JEFF

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

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