- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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