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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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