So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

so how about that irline food

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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