What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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- Helen Keller

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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are u black unlucky

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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