every knight i see an owl at window

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Anti Joke

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