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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Christianity.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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