- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Get some flipping new jokes people

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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