Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Mogok Papiti.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Boys have swag, real men have class

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Misner is a twat.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

thumb_up thumb_down +20

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

thumb_up thumb_down +20

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Bob Saget

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops