- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

What's your guys names?

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Invisible Children Foundation.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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