How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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