- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

do you have a wife?

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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