How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Wolfjob.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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