An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Y u do dis?

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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