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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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