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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Christianity.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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