why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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hi joshua

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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whats black and large -me

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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