TRICERATOPS!

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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