What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Nah

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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