- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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