- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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