Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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