- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

A seal walks into a club.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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