- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

I have a horse.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?