- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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