what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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