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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Skrillex.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

A woman comes at the doctor.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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