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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

every knight i see an owl at window

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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