- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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