- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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