Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

the midget went to the midget store

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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