whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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what's black? a lot of things.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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