Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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