- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why can't jokes spit?

A drunk guy walks into a car

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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