- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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