Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Poop...

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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