Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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The game.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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