Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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Black people

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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