Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Sex education in Texas.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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YOU

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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