How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

A person from Singapore eats

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Wolfjob.

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