A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

A seal walks into a club.

whats white and sticky glue

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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