What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

what are three short words? i a am

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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