- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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