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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Do you like apples? Yes

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

a seal walks into a club.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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