- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Your Mother

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

The chicken crossed the road.

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