What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Adam Chebali has no life

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...