How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Womens basketball

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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The Holocaust

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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