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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what are three short words? i a am

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I