What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Beka has AIDS

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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