- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Tough crowd tonight...

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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