- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Feminism

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Corn Muffins

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

what are three short words? i a am

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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