- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

why are black people so fast? because there black

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

You sick fiend

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Fart

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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