A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Iif your reading this ur gay

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Hello penis

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

adam hodgson !

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

womens rights

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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