Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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