- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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