Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

KONY 2012

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What does two plus two equal? 4

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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