- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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