- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Women's rights

What can hitler cook well Steak

Once upon a time, The end.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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