- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Error 37.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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