- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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