Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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