Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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ur an fagit

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tommy is retared

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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