- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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