- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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