why did the girl cry because she was raped

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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ur gey

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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