- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

I like your hair

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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