- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

a man walked into a bar....

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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