A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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