- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

1+2 = 6

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Safe sex MR

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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