- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Women can vote? WTF

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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