- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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