- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

whats polish and black a polish black person

A person from Singapore eats

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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