What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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a seal walks into a club.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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