- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Anti Joke

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