- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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