Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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