- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

the lemon was sweet.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

black people

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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