- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom The End.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

You were born.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

A Sloth runs...

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Anti Joke

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