- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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