- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

mark is religion

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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