- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What color is red paint? Red

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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