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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Guess what What

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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Anti Joke

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