What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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