- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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