- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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