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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

sorry son your nanas been put down

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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