What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

Long joke Your such a downey

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

one stop shop

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Cripples are lame.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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