Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

obama

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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