- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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