- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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