- Anti Joke

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

what did the black women name her child jamaal

Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Those last 4 were by: Walter

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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