- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

I have a horse.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Vote this down and get DOXED

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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