- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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