What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

su algato es en fuego

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Praise Paisley

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

scientology.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What did death say to life? Go die

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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