Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Banana Hamock.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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