moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

. . I am a whale

Lets go Yankees

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Women's rights

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

A dog was barking at a tree

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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