What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

womens rights

What do you call your mom? Mom

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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