What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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black people

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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I like touching my boobs

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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