- Anti Joke

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

I have a horse.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?