- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Stealth baseballs record

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Ebola

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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