What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Anti Joke

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