- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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