- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a horse.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Call of Duty is a good game.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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