- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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