why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

i had sex.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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