What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Suck pussy

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Do the roar!

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Justin Bieber.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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