- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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