- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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