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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.