- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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