no rasist joks

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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