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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Penis chickens

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Erectile Dysfunction.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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