- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

a black man did not eat chicken.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What is life? Paul.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

This is a joke. Laugh!

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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