ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Justin Bieber

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

I work at jcpenny

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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