John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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