What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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suck my balls mr.garison

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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A black student graduated High School

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Cancer.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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