What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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