knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Justin

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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8--------------------- penis

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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hello anomonous

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