roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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epic win?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Penis.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Anti Joke

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