- Anti Joke

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon