What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

a. why? b. because

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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